CHAPTER 41- HEERO, RELENA AND SOME PIZZA DUDE

<Pizza Dude>:Don't kill me!!!

<Heero>:Where is the White Fang HQ?! (hangs an anchovie over Dude's head)

<Pizza Dude>:I don't know!!Help! I don't know!!

<Heero drops anchovie over Dude's mouth>: Tell me...or I feed you a whole slice!

(Dude screams and faints)

<Heero>:Wufei would call this guy weak.....

<Heero presses keys>:I'm in luck. They've keyed in autopilot coordinates. I'll rescue Relena yet.

<George behind Heero>: You, mon ami , are quait ze soldier....zho I du not knaw whaay yuu argh ghescuing zis prginchess....(disappears)

<Heero>:Entering coordinates....mission is to reach..the White Fang Diner....

(Pizza SpaceVan boosts forward)

[PEACEMILLION]

<Noin>: Where did Heero go, Sally?

<Sally>:I don't know....his Wing Zero is still here though.....

<Noin>:He wouldn't leave without it,could he?

<Sally imitates Heero>:Mission....incomplete....*grunt*..I don't think so.

(Duo zips along a corridor)

(Duo enters room with the other 3 pilots)

<Duo>:I can't find Heero anywhere....

<Quattre>:He's gone off to rescue Relena.

<Trowa>:When Relena comes back, Wufei, I want you to to give her a good welcome. You seem to hurt women's feelings easily.

<Wufei stretches>:Hmmmph..

<Quattre calls up Phantom>:Have you seen him?

<Scorpio>:Nope. No trace of him here...he must have gone off the rescue Queen Relena...

[LIBRA]

<Heero in Pizza Dude suit>:This is Pizza Van calling White Fang diner....

<Dude>:Again?

<Heero>:You forgot your mushrooms.

<Dude2>:Mushrooms...?

<Heero>:You were given an anchovie order. I have to make a quick switch.

<Dude>: psssst...call Zechs....

<Dude2>:Why?

<Dude>: Careful! It's very possible that there's a saboteur in there.

<Dude2 points gun at Heero>:Ok, pizza Dude...hands high! You were just here a minute ago....!

<Heero throws Pizzas in their faces>: Mix pizza with glue, and you get hurt.

(Heero steals a uniform)


<Dude3>: Hey you! Seal off this block! No one gets out.

<Heero:> Rodger.....

[LIBRA BRIDGE]

<Quinze>: You let an infiltrator slip through!? Fools! You let it happen ? I told you to be ready for this!!

<Zechs>: Calm down. I was prepared for this eventuality.... But it came sooner than I'd anticipated.

<Quinze>: Huh?

<Zechs>: I suppose I should say that the gundam pilots live up to their name.

Dorothy: What do you have in mind, Milliard-sama?

<Zechs>: As long as they've made their presence known, there's nothing but for me to make mine known.

Dorothy: But there's been no confirmation of the infiltrator yet.

<Zechs>: It has to be him.... Heero Yuy.

[RELENA'S ROOM]

(Relena is staring out the viewport)

<Relena>: ......

The sound of door opening. Relena continues to stare at the window.

<Relena>: I have nothing to say to anyone but my elder brother..... Please, there's no need to worry about me......

<Heero:> I can't allow that.

<Relena>: ......!! (She looks VERY joyful)

(Heero stands at the door)

<Heero:> With you here, Noin and the others are shaken in their resolve.

<Relena>: I'd have never thought that you would come for me, Heero.

<Heero:> (turning to leave) Let's go......

<Relena>: Wait! I still.....

<Heero:> Zechs? Do whatever you need.... I have matters to settle with him as well.

(Heero leaves first, followed by a smiling Relena)

[INTERROGATION ROOM]

<Pizza Dude>:I swear! He knocked me out! Next thing I know, I'm in here! Pleeeaze let me out!

<Zechs>:Quinze! What are you doing! Let this poor guy go!

(Pizza Dude crawls out of room)

<Zechs>:I told you it was Heero on board....where is he now?

<Pizza Dude>:I gotta get outta here!!! Hope the van is still here....

(Pizza Dude makes a break for the ports)

<Dorothy>:Hey you! Where are you going?

<Dude jump kicks Dororthy>: *Phew.....good thing I watched Charlie's Angels!

(Dorothy sees stars):UhuHUHUHhhhuhuUuhhh...?

(Dude bumps into Heero):AAAAhh!! Anchovie Dude!

<Heero>:Can you keep the van here? We might need to make a getaway soon...

<Dude>:Promise, no anchovies...and please..(points to Dorothy)...don't let her wake up...

<Relena>:Promise.

<Dude>:We're outta here!

(Dude leads Heero and Relena down causeway)

(Relena blushes)

<Heero>:Relena..?What's wrong?

<Relena>:You...you're holding my hand....

<Heero blushes back>:Ah, what ever....let's get outta here!!

<Dude>:Shit! There are two Virgoes blocking our path!!

<Heero>:Damn!

(Dude jumpkicks pipe,pipe bursts)

<Heero>: This is...gas!

<VIrgo>: *beep*....target sighted...firing....

(Fire erupts)

<Dude>:This is like an oven! There's the Van! Come on!

(White Fangers fire machine guns)

<Zechs waves stop>:No, you fools! You'll make the fire worse!!

<Virgo turns around>:Firing....(More fire erupts)

<Relena jumps into van>:For a pizza Dude, you have no fear...

<Pizza Dude>:I used to work for the Post office..(shows gun cache) delivered in 30 minutes, sir!(rattles fuzzy dice on rear view mirror)

<Zechs>:Aiiie!! Not the dice!

<Heero>:Mission accomplished. Let's go!

<Dude>:Lift off!!

(Hangar explodes in a ball of flame)

<Dude>:Yeeha!!! And with a few toppings to spare! Maybe I should quit this job and become a superhero....

<Heero>:Let me tell you something about that...it hurts like hell!!

(all three laugh)

[PEACEMILLION]

<Duo paces around>:That's it. I'm going after Heero.

<Wufei>: He's a wierdo, but a skilled one. I say you leave the rescuing women thing to him. Besides, its not like Hilde's on there,right?

<Duo facefaults>:Hi---hilde?

<Trowa>:We all know you care about her very much...

(Duo shoots Quattre a look)

<Quattre>:I-I-I didn't tell!!I swear!!

<Hilde walks in>:I did, Duo....

<Duo runs to Hilde's aid,supporting her>:Hey! Get back in the ward!

<Hilde whispers into Duo's ear>:Thanks for the letter,Duo....

<Duo>:.....

<Trowa>:Wufei, nothing to say, for once?

<Wufei>:....Master Lon told me once that love gives strength....I wonder if he has any..?

<Quattre>:Strength?

(Wufei smirks)

[AQUARIUS]

<Howard>: So you fused Gundanium with Lunar Titanium?

<Crimson>:Da.

<Howard>:Amazing....

<Crimson>:Nyet,it was just too obvious to miss...

<Syliva,playing CounterStrike>:Hey Howard...how come you look like those hostages?

<Puru 1>:Darn it Sylvie! Elpe is rescuing them! *BANG*BANG*

<Elpe Puru>:I win!!Counter Terrorists win!!

<Puru/Sylvia>:!*#&(...

<Scorpio>: Mister Howard,it's time for you to return to your own ship.

<Howard>:Oh, alright...

<Scorpio looks at Purus>:Don't you two have something better to do..?

<Puru 1>:Syeah,whatever...come on sis, back to the ol' Pisces.

<Scorpio turns to Crimson>:Have Counsellor Wang and the others been notified?

<Crimson>:Da. This time, the colonies and the bases are closed down. The Super Shield will protect them...I've detached a part of the Space Scorpions just in case.

<Scorpio>: Where is Zechs....?And Otto...?

<Crimson>:It's been awful quiet......too quiet. No moves by the World Nation,no moves by White Fang....I do not like it.

<Silver>:We have to be ready. The Gundam pilots are getting restless....Heero even left to find Relena Peacecraft.....he doesn't even know where to start.

<Scorpio>: I'm going to the Peacemillion. Maybe I can find out more there...and why Noin is on our side...

<Silver>: I'll join you.

<Crimson>: I'll monitor the situaiton from here. And I'll try to contact the G-Unit,as well as getting a trace on Otto.

<Ma>: Where could that boy be?

<Crimson>:He is no boy. He is a man....a weak man,but a man nontheless.

[DEEP SPACE]

<Relena chews on pizza>: You can't find the Peacemillion? Something THAT big is hard to miss!

<Heero>:Give me a break. This is a Pizza van,remember?

<Pizza Dude>: I hope the company insured this thing...

<Heero>:Three ships sighted,dead ahead.

<Relena hunches over Heero>:There they are! Dude, get us there ASAP!

<Pizza Dude>:Aye aye, Queen Relena....

(Van boosts toward ships)

<Relena>:Here's $45 for the pies.

<Heero>:For a queen,you have a large appetite....

<relena>:*chomp* Hey, a Queen has to eat some real food for once....here, have a slice.

(Heero takes the slice and eats it):No sir,you can't argue with cheese...

[LIBRA CONSTRUCTION SITE]

<Zechs using fire extinguisher>: Damn that Heero! and that Pizza Dude! Status on the Libra?

<Quinze>:It'll still be on schedule. A week till construction is complete.

<Dorothy wakes up>:WHo hit me....Farah Fawcett or Lucy Liu..???

(looks at image in reflection):Aiiiie!!! (A footprint is on her face)

<Dorothy>:That Heero will pay!

<Zechs>: A week then....then the colonies' revenge will be complete...at least I have my pizza...

(Zechs enters room):Oh no!!

<Gato and Char stuffing themselves>: Sorry,but you took so long to finish off the fire...and we were hungry....

<Zechs>:AAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!*faints*

[BRUSSELS HQ]

<Lady Une in cockpit>: I don't know about this, Otto...

<Otto in cockpit>: Don't worry, liebchen! Treize and I will guide you every step of the way....right?

<Treize in Tallgeese II>: Right!

<Otto>:Don't worry about a thing! (Rain,help her out!)

(Rain):Alright! [enters Wing Gundam]

<Lady Une>:I feel...strangely confident......

<Treize>: We'll train you yet, Une.....

(All three mecha lift off)

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