"Dating Relena"
By Nightheart
Outside of the Peacecraft mansion, one Heero Yuy waits patiently
for the door to be answered. Relena was cheerfully adjusting her
skirt for the umpteenth time when the door bell rang.
Pagan of course was ready and waiting...So was her elder brother
Milliardo.
Relena waited at the top of the stairs, loving nothing better
than to make a big entrance. Heero's face was suitably dumbstruck.
Duo suddenly pops up out of nowhere and wolf-whistled.
"Nice legs there princess, no wonder you were the Queen of
the world!"
Heero for his part glared at Duo with a look that could have felled
pidgeons in mid-air.
Duo, charactoristically, just grinned it off, being used to it
by then.
"Duo. In the car. Now." Heero said in that monotone
I'm-about-to-draw-a-gun-on-you voice.
Milliardo was standing off to one side hovering like a concerned
nanny (or a protective older brother, same thing either way) and
he took one look at his old arch-enemy poised and ready to haul
his precious, innocent little sister off to do God only knew what
in the back of his Hummer and said
"Ground rules. You will not kiss her. You will not talk to
her. You will not be holding hands with her. You will maintain
a respectful distance from her at all times, respectful being
somwhere in another zip code. You will not even think about her.
And just remember..."
He jerked his thumb at the open area beside the house, there stood
three Tallgeese mobile suits and the Epyon Gundam buster rifles
trained on where they stood.
"I know where you live."
Heero gulped.
<Mental note. Never mess with a protective older brother. No
matter what, I'd lose.>
The End