The Quest for Softness
Heero is in the Preventer Laundry Room putting his lucky black
spandex shorts in the washer.
Duo pops his head in, "Yo Heero, we gotta go!"
Heero nods in response and leaves the Laundry Room. Wing
Zero is in the middle of a battle when all of a sudden...
"OH SHIT!!!"
Wing Zero flys full speed back to Preventer HQ. Heero grabs
the bottle from behind his seat and jumps down from the cockpit.
Running at full speed in the hanger, he jumped on a table and
over Howards head. He ran over some poor techician who was
coming in the door, slaming him into the wall. He ran
across the compound and into the Administration Building where
he knocked over Lady Une who was carrying a cake for the Peace
Celebration. She damn near reverted back to her Oz personality
just so she could kick his ass. He cut through the meeting
room where a bunch of diplomats where arguing over who had the
best plan. Heero ran across the table where their plans
where displayed. Needless to say after Heero left the diplomats
couldn't argue over who had the best plan because there were no
plans left. He burst through the back door making a dash
across the athletic field where he slipped on a mound of doggy
poop. Making a mental note to kill the dog later he finally
made it to the living quarters. Running/jumping down ten flights
of stairs he heard the washing machine still going. He skid
passed the door but quickly recovered. He was relieved to here
the familar sound of the washing machine.
***THUMP, SWISH, THUMP, SWISH***
Heero raised the lid when
***CHOO***
The washer stopped.
"DAMN!"
The next evening Heero landed on Relena's balcony and entered
her room. Relena was ready for a night of hot, wild sex,
as she was dressed up as Sailor Moon. Heero was walking
with his legs gapped open like he'd been riding a horse all day.
Frustrated, Relena put her hands on her hips and said..
"YOU FORGOT TO ADD THE FABRIC SOFTNER!!!"
~*~*~
Just a little something to make yall laugh. At least its
suppose to ^_^
Laterz
Janai