Another Christmas song parody by Nightheart.

As ever, I own nothing (not even the song) and i make no money off from this. But i sure wish I did, I'm broke!

Sung to the tune, "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" or "Chester the Western Cowboy", if you come from where I'm from!

Heero the Gundam Pilot
Had a very shiny gun...
And if you ever saw it
You would turn around and run

All of the other pilots
Thought the guy was kinda strange
They never let poor Heero
join them on the shooting range

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Quatre came to say
"Heero with your gun so bright
won't you shoot Dorothy tonight?"

Then all the pilots loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Heero the Gundam Pilot
Why are you kidnapping our Queen?!

Finis

Chibi Relena: *Is slung over Heero's shoulder a-la firemans hold* "Heero! Heero! You put me down! Put me down this instant! This is most undignified!"

Chibi Heero: *grins devilishly* *smacks her on the derirere* "Quiet down wench!"

Chibi Relena: "You're gonna pay for that! Why when I get free-"

Chibi Heero: *winks at camera* "Have a nice Christmas folks."