Jingle Wing: sung to the tune "Jingle Bells."

Chibi Relena: I can not believe I'm doing this!

Author and Fans: *give puppy dog eyes*

Chibi Relena:Oh alright! *clears throat*...

Author: Well?

Chibi Relena: *begins singing*

Flying deep in space, with a beat up Zero One,
We find Commander Treize, kissing Lady Une.
Bells on boosters ring, as they begin the fight,
And now it's up to little me to make them see the light.

Chorus:
Oh, Gundam Wing, Gundam Wing
Heero's got a gun,
But it's still a mystery just where he draws it from.
Gundam Wing, Gundam Wing
Duo's braid is long,
I have no life to speak of and that's why I wrote this song!

WuFei is ranting on, his shirt's as white as snow,
But one girl will put up with him she's Major Sally Po.
With this unlikely pair, her sanity's in doubt,
Forget about his painful hair, he's foaming at the mouth!

Chorus:

Oh, Gundam Wing, Gundam Wing
Trowa plays a clown,
But when he climbs in Heavyarms no one can bring him down.
Gundam wing, Gundam Wing
Quatre is so kind
But Zero System trips him out and makes him lose his mind.

Dorothy is a pain, she says she likes to fight,
When Quatre contradicted her she stabbed him in the side.
She follows me around, say's she thinks I'm great,
But if it were left up to me she would be promptly spaced!

Chorus:
Oh, Gundam Wing, Gundam Wing
Hilde betrayed OZ,
she fought to save her Duo's life and battled for the cause.
Gundam Wing, Gundam Wing
Noin's in love with Zechs,
And while that's not exactly all, she's in it for the sex.

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A.N.:

I don't own Gundam Wing and i don't claim to. They belong to someone else.

Also, many thanks to those who have reviewed all of my fics, you people are beautiful...I mean that. *gets teary eyed*

Chibi Relena: Ooookay, that's enough eggnog for you.

Chibi Nightheart: I've always wondered...what precisely is a "nog"?

Chibi Relena: You know, I have no idea. Oh, and by the way, you did finish that trilogy, right? The shakespeare one?

Chibi Nightheart: It was supposed to be a stand alone peice, now there's a third part out. My muse won't leave me alone on that one. She had me wake up early on a Sunday with this fic in my head and I could not get back to sleep! Stupid muse.

Muse: hey, you'd better be nice or I'll disappear and you will have to find something else to do with your pathetic existence.

Chibi Nightheart: *cowers* I'll be good! I'll be good!

Muse: *grins* It's called "Choices, Consequences and Responsibility" and there are two of them out now.

Chibi Nightheart: Hey! I had to re-upload it, my computer was giving me problems! Oh, and by the way Muse...That's the last one! After that, no more!

Muse: *smiles* We'll see.

Chibi Nightheart: I mean it.

Muse: *smile grows wider* Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay.